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Let's ship a baby to production! #20170101
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aimee-ault
commented 5 years ago
aimee-ault
commented 5 years ago
This new Baby
model seems to have a bug. It can be easily reproduced--but only in particular regions such as Denmark and Iceland--just wake up and eat. Without fail, leads to critical amounts of regurgitation and unstable activity on its Parent
relation. We'll need to deploy a fix pronto.
janxious
commented 5 years ago
I think we're missing a callback on Baby
after_create :apply_ginger_to_host
def apply_ginger_to_host
parent.eat_ginger if parent.has_nausea?
end
janxious
commented 5 years ago
Baby's heartbeat detected! 160 beats per minute! It works!
aimee-ault
commented 5 years ago
Baby definitely appears to be working! Legs and arms functioning! And I know singleton patterns are usually frowned upon, but this is going to be one awesome singleton we have in progress!
aimee-ault
commented 5 years ago
15-week quad screen results came back low risk for spina bifida and other neural tube defects, Down's Syndrome, Trisomy 13, and Trisomy 18! Good job, team!
aimee-ault
commented 5 years ago
It's a boy!
janxious
commented 5 years ago
Can we add some more specs and possibly benchmark everything? The Baby
class has definitely grown significantly and we don't currently have full code coverage.
janxious
commented 5 years ago
Nice! Baby
is shaping up great. And it looks like we're right on our estimated development schedule too. This is still looking good to ship on January 1, 2017!
aimee-ault
commented 5 years ago
Happy halfway there day, Tiny Human!
janxious
commented 5 years ago
Happy viability day, Tiny Human!
aimee-ault
commented 5 years ago
Just some final QA left, I believe! Babby appears to be mostly self-sustaining at this point and should be able to ship on time.
aimee-ault
commented 2 years ago
A few days late, but what software release isn't? Shipped on 1/7/17!
It's official. Through exhaustive pair programming, there's a baby on the way! But it's still in development and needs a bunch more features before it can go live. Right now it's just some stubs! Baby's going to need:
2 super excited parents
A heartbeat
Some nubby little arms and legs
A fully fused spinal cord
A whole lot of folate!
Lots of love
Lots of barfing, extreme fatigue, headaches, and hormones for mom.
Bones, organs, billions of brain cells
A functioning placenta
A secured staging environment for the next 7-9 months
An awesome doctor
Lots of preparation
Breasfteeding class!
An awesome doula
A name!
Clothes (though we're graciously accepting donations via our registry on Amazon if you'd like to see a baby dressed in adorable winter clothing)
A nursery
Birth!
Stay tuned as we develop, QA, and ultimately ship our tiny human to production January 1, 2017!